Mid snack. Always. This OOTD is brought to you by a threenager who really likes the colour blue. No other colour will do, unless it is yellow shoes – like “the feet of a bird”. We have never gone out of our way to purchase blue clothing for our mini male, but the sea of blue and green and sometimes…brown can be enough to drive a sane mother to announce her child “only wears black and white”. (Those mothers exist – FYI) So what can you do, but accept the blue? It helps if your mini male likes it too, but my trick is to find a f**king outrageous in your face with a hangover print and style it up as if you were getting dressed in the dark, because when you’re a toddler…rules are made to be broken.