I’ll unfollow you
Why did you unfollow?
What did I do?
You didn’t do anything
and that’s the reason why
I simply unfollowed
and I forgot to say bye!
Of course, what makes me want to follow you right back
is when you ask me “why” and you make me feel like a guilty twat.
Because trust me when I say I didn’t unfollow you to break your heart
but your squares and mine are frankly worlds apart
so I tried to go quietly to cause no harm,
but FUCK ME you’re a spy with an app and an alarm
“Someone who you don’t actually know has unfollowed you”
beep, beep, boop, boop – it must be a mistake!
I’ll ask her directly “why did you unfollow me?”
“because you ask those kind of questions and you make me feel like shit”
“Nah….I’ll ask her anyway, because that won’t be it”
So to the people who feel ‘personally betrayed’…
I unfollowed you, because I just did
so please, just behave!
Unless you want the real answer,
which I doubt you’ll want to know
So I’m very happy for you to just quietly UNFOLLOW.
written by Natasha 'UNFOLLOW' Bailie